Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Post-Mortem

Quiet Friday night drinks yet again ended in tears (not literally) thanks to helpful serving of no dinner, lots of drinks and the presence of Chris Sheridan (current team leader no doubt). Let's just say Shez and I were a little "disabled" by the end of the evening:

Ran into randoms from school and uni and new randoms from overseas. Got a shocking cold thanks to such a big night.


Marto in fine form:

Out of interest, here's Marto in even better form:


Saturday night was Bridie's birthday. She confessed that in year 10, I was on her top 5 list of blokes. I felt good (albeit somewhat embarassed) about that for a moment until I found out the rest of the five.
Bunch of clowns.
I was sexually assaulted 5 times in the late evening by various female patrons of the Gunn Island and Marquee nightclub (never again). Sticky, uneven floor, dark, dinghy, inadequate lighting, shit bar, and bus-loads of drunk hens. "Shit Judda..." you might say, "sounds like your kind of night!" But no. I'm not saying it wasn't fun, but man I felt dirty afterwards... Here's a couple of the girls in good stead.

CENSORED BY REQUEST...

It's now Wednesday, it's 2pm. I'm still wearing boxer shorts, barely awake, and just knocked off a packet of mi-goreng noodles and a nice glass of cab merlot for brunch. I should really do some study...

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Weekend...



Get your drinking hats on - so what's the plan for the weekend?

A day at the races...


Had to put this one up...

Monday, August 14, 2006

E-chucka

E-chucka (otherwise known as Echuca on the Murray) is a good place. Just ask Timbo.

Thanks to Kate and the family, weekend before last, went up there with "The Big O" and co., on a house-boat or 2 having a jolly old time. If Boonie was gonna go on a holiday, I reckon he'd go somewhere like the E-chucka. Beer, mates, Murray Marlin, and a bit of the water.

Step 1. Drive to E-chucka and get a house-boat. If you drive to Echuca, stop by Kyneton, and the Bushland "Resort". It's quite a treat.
Here's a snip of the latest advertising campaign from the Tourism Minister in Kyneton.

Recently appointed new team leader after a performance described as,
"Caned it in Kyneton".

Former team leader seen spotted here "on the bike":
Notice new team leader in the background, "waiting in the wings" at the front of the pelaton.

Houseboats look look like a house, but these ones float.

Step 2. "Head bush" and look for dead trees to lug. Grab a dolphin (the torch, not the animal).


Step 3. Make a big-arse fire.


Step 3.5.

Admire.

Step 4.
Beer. Faith No More. 'Nuf said.

Step 5.

Wake up. Swim. Golf. Fish.


Who's up for it in 2007?