Well, had Craigo's 21st out in da country on the weekend. You wouldn't know it but it
wasn't actually a fancy dress party. Seeing as it was being held at a golf club, I figured the only thing right to do was come dressed as old-school 1930's style golfers... OJ couldn't have agreed more. $30 down at the local Op-Shop and all was sorted.
The look on Craig's face when we turned up was priceless. Pity the photo doesn't include my incredibly tight old-man golf pants. Damn things were so tight that when we drove to the party had to do so with our flies undone because we couldn't sit down properly. Definately bit of the cut lunch happening. I didn't need to tell you that did I. Sorry, too much info. The golf-club staff were suitably impressed. When I got changed back into normal clothes, almost no-one recognised me. I was like Clark Kent in normal gear. 'Twas a fun night that ended in running down the bar-tab with shots of who-knows-what, and the night started up again at the 'Sporty', the local dive in Waragul.
I must've developed a penchant for tight pants during the party, because when I woke up I wasn't wearing my own pants, some other blokes. He was little. They had been tactfully placed next to mine and grabbed the wrong ones when I got cold at about 5am... well that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it anyway.
Didn't ya Mum tell you not to put on everything you own at once?? Craigo makes use of a few birthday pressies from overseas...

OJ definately looks the part:


Back to hermit thesis mode now...